no fast and furious shifting jokes?

I hope it's a real sound and not a Jaguar 2013 type soundtrack!

bah, we were looking for the new Dacia Sanderos...

any movie with the Smothers Brothers, Michael Spinks, and Brooke Shields rates as top notch entertainment in my book.

hey supercar owners and hanger-ons,

so you want to make a viral video...

I had been reading about the reality of diamonds, 

does this count? 

I had a fiat fail on the autostrada once.. the big burly guy who later extorted me for 103 euros unscrewed a plastic cap on the bumper, inserted that yellow ring, taken from the boot, and wrapped a 99 cent a foot chain to tow it to the waiting big yellow truck.

seriously...

holy....

"[and]...we'll get those potholes (!)..."

put yourselves into his seat, at that precise moment when your left and right knees are touch your left hand pressing it against the handlebar,

I gather the lights aren't lights, they just glow an orange-red at night when it's mad

how do we see pics now? (!)

cocaine

it's the Russian sponser:

articles like this are why I pay to get Jalopnik

out of work extras?

and for me, special price?