Calm down there, Satan.

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

A very wise baby.

“A girl can be friends with someone with a dick and not hop on it,”

I know it’s popular to mock her around these parts, but I’ll be damned if she isn’t fucking on point with this rant. Good for her.
(Also I think she’s totes adorbs but that’s irrelevant.)

Wait... Did you just make me like Ariana Grande?

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Oh for fuck’s sake. So basically having the children of the family molested by an older sibling is a big bummer? Well, we hope it won’t happen, but if it does, them’s the breaks and no biggie?

Well-adjusted 14 year olds do not “play doctor” with younger siblings.

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT ANY MORE, SORRY EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.

EDITED: Sorry, I thought you had responded to me! Anyway, you are right. Defence attorneys are critical to a legitimate system of international criminal law and to ensuring fair trial rights of all. And, she happens to be one. Perhaps that should be said? Unless the writers of this blog are uncomfortable with full…

Another hero falls....

Thanks. I guess there's also the fact that people plan on using these services to get home, and then don't have much choice but to accept whatever they charge because they don't have a backup plan.

She can sit by me.

I second the motion.

I want to buy her a drink.

That thing got the biggest ratings for NBC like, ever.