What was wrong with last year’s?

Then perhaps you’ll enjoy the 70,000 towels being handed out to the attendees of tonight’s game with a Goodell Clownface on them:

The Packers one will take a fahckin lifetime to get through!

I can’t believe this type of thing didn’t happen sooner.

The other fans probably steered away from the comments section, not wanting to encounter the horrid stereotype Boston-fan boogeyman that so many people describe on the ‘nets with hate in their hearts.

It’ll be interesting to see if the Krafts try to recreate the Belichick era with a different coach, or if they have to go in an entirely different direction to make the most out of someone with a different skillset / personality.

After Superbowl 49 - I gotta admit this became a lot easier for me. There’s been so much gravy you can put a pool float in it and just enjoy the ride (aside from the #MAGA BS some of this team’s most prominent members occasionally bring to the forefront.)

You’ve seen some shit.

Yeah, commuters - drive like a fighter pilot and you’ll fit right in with a smooth flow of traffic (but not actually because of congestion)

This is very poor geography. Where would a person near Boston have to be going in order to need to use 91? Very specific parts of Vermont? New Haven? And, please don’t try to tell me the brief interchange between I-84 and the Merrit Parkway south of Hartford counts as using 91.

A friend just went to Cairo and his description of it made Boston driving seem like a nice nap after Thanksgiving Dinner.

Many of the Boston Irish are Notre Dame obsessive. Because they’re Irish. Get it? The mascot is a leprechaun and they’re the Fighting Irish - same as the Boston folk.

Holy shit that comment went to a dark place.

Glad to get this perspective on running. I’m relatively new to NYC, and every time I encounter a sidewalk runner (often on 5th Ave!) I’m just ... what the fuck!? Here?! It happens regularly.

I really relate to your username.

So many hilarious tales of projectile vomiting in this WYTS, but I found yours especially funny. +1

a horribly mismanaged shithole full of rock-dumb racist drunks screaming “We Need To Go Back To The Good Old Days” while fingering the nearest unwiped asshole and vomiting on the family in front of them. Fuck Trump and fuck this stupid team.

How did this turn of events come about?

Team: “Yo, Troutey - we got you a birthday gift - it’s in the showers!”
Trout: “great! Be right there!” [disrobes] [enters showers] [exits showers] [gets dressed] [re-enters showers]. WOAH! GREAT, FUN SURPRISE, you crazy teammates!

You’re right to. If you wash your hands after handling raw chicken, why on earth wouldn’t you wash your hands after getting raw egg yolk/white on them?

Upsetting. +1 (also a footlong).