I’m talking about the inner 128 belt of towns like Lexington, Belmont, Newton - whatever. Maybe you hear it slightly more in those towns than in Back Bay or Beacon Hill, but you still don’t hear it like the good folks of Deadspin like to think you should.

We’re talkin’ about the suckage of wealthy suburbs here, right? Not many fahckin’ accents about pahkin’ cahs in those. More like, doctors and professors and stuff.

Gotta get homeland security and 14 other state & federal police-like agencies on that!

Hey I like her! Captain Phasma! Movie is shaping up wonderfully.

All that from a hashtag?

I need to know who plays Goodell.

I haven’t emailed you ever since you told me to get fucked!

or, even worse, a fumble.

INVESTIGATE the corrupt, failing NFL (via Twitter)

The closest I’ve ever been to being T-bone:

+1 for what appears to be a nuclear fireball middle finger.

Inner. City. [where black history lives!]

Don King! He promoted - mostly himself, but not as well as me. Couldn’t get elected. Tremendous success in Atlantic City, Vegas. Unlike CNN, which is terrible.

+1 I think you’ve earned it.