Can someone explain to me why a millionaire didn’t think to get her dress TAILORED?

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CHEESY STORY TIME: Jia, you were one of the biggest influences on my decision to move toward going back to university. I read “When Everything Is Bullying, Nothing Is Bullying”, and I thought to myself, “I disagree with some of her stances, but damn. Girl can write. I want to write like her.” I had spent a long time…

“So sixteen minutes of tape is a ‘highlight’, but eighteen minutes is a crime?”

i think we’ll all agree that we’ve been paralyzingly lucky to have read your work, and will follow you to the new yorker. best of luck, and thanks!

I’m having my first baby in January, and I just finally broke down and sobbed today. What the hell kind of a terrible world am I welcoming my baby into? How many sweet, innocent back and brown babies already know enough to be scared? How many of those cops had children? My heart is so broken today.

I will never not love that dog under the faucet. He had such a hard day at the office, Thompson will NOT get off his case about the 15,000 in the budget that has to be cut and his secretary quit with no warning and he just...needs...just a minute to himself.

May I direct your attention to an amazing 5 star review of her book, titled “This wonderful book has me reminiscing about my own gap year ...”

The glasses make way more sense now...

I for one am very excited to see a full season of a completely unhinged Russell doing his best imitation of Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

But of course they don’t want to change anything nearly as much as they want to maintain their sparkling ideological purity, which would be compromised by joining the avowedly-center-right-even-in-America Democrats.

I envision him walking up to the podium for his acceptance speech, shouting “The Aristocrats!” before dropping the mic and heading overseas for a very long vacation on some private island.

If Bernie had ACTUALLY wanted DWS out and real structural change, he would have asked quietly that she step down after she secured re-election in November. Publicly demanding her head in the middle of a contentious re-election campaign for her was about punishing her at a time when Bernie was spinning a bit out of…

This is fucking stupid. First, the DNC doing oppo research is...like...what the DNC DOES. It exists to raise money and get Democrats elected. That’s its job. If I declare today that I’m running for the nomination and start yelling in my apartment that I’m going to flip all the delegates, nobody is obligated to pay…

Jesus fucking Christ. LET IT GO.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.