It looks like the first boss place in dark souls, may be it’s obvious and that’s point of this textless article, I’m not sure.

KNACK 2 BAY-BEEEE

A now it’ll get Kotaku’d.

Also, they used a Metallica font and an AC/DC pun. Jesus fucking christ.

Get out of here with that rationality and let me call my cousin-in-law a fuckboy in peace.

One of the higher-ups at Monolith is married to my cousin.

there might be some competitive legs on Arms.

I really hope that one of the missions in the game results in you “accidentally” damaging the nose of the Sphinx to finish off an enemy.

Is there ever a time when Ryuji isn’t being an insensitive jerk?

Oh, you poor man. Watching Revis get a ring with NE must have killed you.

Schreier who’s your team?

Or, alternately, “The 8 onliest games for the Nintendo Switch”

I am a teen with magic powers.

What gets me is that I understand locking you in the room because you’re tired. You’ve had a BIG DAY. But...surely you could at least make some lockpicks or watch a DVD to unwind while you’re in there...

Castigating reply. Transparently placed emoticon.

Came here to agree that, while I’ve never played this game, I am 100% sure it’s impossible to kick more ass than Garrus. Thus, the writer is wrong.