It’s all fun and games until the swelling cuts off your air supply, or fluid build up drowns you in your own mucus.

sony: hey can you say fuck you to konami somehow

Muhammad Smalli

Conor McGregor has expressed his intent to fight this child, even if it means going up two weight classes.

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

“Because if there is anything that will motivate a country to take action around climate change, it’s when climate change starts to interfere with their ability to effectively kill other humans.”

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

Cavs in 9

When you sober up tomorrow, can you repost this?

I really wish Jalopnik would kill off Lanesplitter. After Sean MacDonald was let go this blog has been on a huge downward spiral. Nearly 50% of the articles on the front page are strictly two wheels bad. Granted there have been a few tragic deaths over the weekend, but the real issue is there has been a lack of…

The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.

+4 games

When I was 11 I was at a week long hockey camp at the University of Maine. My best friend and I realized a couple days in that - cut off from TV (this was 1994) and playing hockey 10 hours a day - no one had any idea of what was going on in the world.

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

Roger Goodell: [is constantly abused by fans of other 31 NFL teams]

Which is probably more worrying than the car theft!

Obligatory, “I DRIVE A MANUAL SO MY CAR IS THIEF PROOF,” post

If only we had more awareness about guns in America

Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.