This couldn’t be more incorrect.

Calling him a “tall Nate Robinson” doesn’t really make your point. Nate Robinson has freakish basketball skills. That’s literally the sole reason he played in the NBA for a decade despite being smaller than me.

Like Smith, he found himself in the hilarious position of vital importance to an all-time great’s heroic return from exile.

If someone hands you a little piece of magic like this, what exactly is there to complain about? All the relevant action was captured perfectly. Just watch it and be happy or shut the fuck up and move on.

Big deal, he gave some old woman in Germany a lot of money so she could build a gingerbread house and eat children? At least he's helping somebody.

Wow, you are right. It's Chekhov's shovel! This really is a triumph of a film.