I miss this SO badly. Every distinct little flavor. All the perfect textures.

Funny/sad story: While on vacation I ordered this and tried to explain black pudding to a friend with a phobia about blood. Completely ruined her meal and we had looked for a restaurant for hours. Will never not feel bad about it.

there are a bazillion arab jews in the world; 3,000 years of being arab is too short of a time for you?

Jewish is “not really Middle Eastern”?

I don’t think so...her Dad is from modern-day Israel but his heritage is Palestinian— I don’t think there are too many Jewish folks named “Mohamed.” I’ve never heard anything about her Mom being Jewish, but I could be wrong.

I would have made her repeat it over and over. Like, “pardon? what’d you say? plz explain.”

Heather Morris with Maksim Chmerkovskiy

I love that spat. Spicer was born in Rhode Island, NYT describes him as “New England-bred,” Spicer complains that they got his birthplace wrong. Does he...not know?

Honestly, who the fuck cares who gets credit for a program that betters other people’s lives? They want to start calling it Romneycare again? Fucking good, maybe they will do something the fix the problems that do exist in the system.

There were also rumors right after Brexit that Farage was trying to get German citizenship through his wife. He’s a vile, repulsive little toad.

Nigel Farage, a man who hates immigrants and ever since “winning” the EU Referendum has spent most his time in the US as an immigrant.

Good to know; thanks! I guess that was an exercise in wasting time and money. Well hopefully we remember our good intentions if it ever comes to it.

Don’t do it. Sorry. Take it from an old happy AF spinster.

Team Kandi. Not to mention—

Kandi will absolutely win this bc these women don’t understand that Kandi is only upset that her castmates are alleging infidelity and smearing her name...but she owns the fact she’s swam in the lady pond, as Andy would say. They’re like but but but but PUSSY and she’s all, I like pussy! But I’m also happily married…

Wait. Is this a math problem?

What the actual fuck? Could two people even eat 100 cans soup before it expired?

I will never not be flabbergasted by this story. Like... what? So many questions and statements that I need to say whenever I read that story.

I honestly don’t get this - these meetings.

He’s a rapist. He will always be a rapist. He will never be more than a rapist. And now he’s telling girls to be quiet so they’re easier to rape. I will never go to a Bucs game, or buy anything Bucs sponsored or branded so long as he is on the team, because I don’t support rapists.

Jesus man, what is your literotica handle? Asking for a friend.