Seems to me like these people need to spend less time making spreadsheets and more time spreading on the sheets, amirite?

Also Olivia Munn

Oh, to be small busted. My breasts would laugh in the face of those bras because they would hold up nothing. I have to wear a sports bra under a top with a built in bra!

Should you be one of four men who slips a girl a roofie and rapes her? Should you?

OH SO BEARS DON'T COUNT AS "REAL" WOMEN???

As a heterosexual, married male, I must offer two responses to this article:

First, the positive: Thank you for the laugh. This was one of the most insightful, witty, cutting articles I've read in a long time—and it had me howling, until...

Second, the negative: I have realized I know far too many men—and far too many…

I have a feminist necklace I like to wear. It's made of the severed testicles of every man who ever opened a door for me or told me I look pretty. Chivalry ain't dead, it's just castrated.

I'm not a fan of missionary work in general. It's too 17th century, "tame the savages" for me. The main mission is to impose a foreign belief system/religion on people under the guise of helping them. A completely scuzzy relic of a time we should be trying to get past.

His lawyer used the words "pseudo-tribal psychological voodoo" in an attempt to explain what happened? Done with this world.

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone at that lovely ass."

"Aw, I'm sorry — I thought we were negotiating! That was fine for an opening bid, but ..."

Has a dick pic ever worked for anyone ever? "You have deplorable table manners, your stance on same sex marriage is alarming, and your relationship with your mother has a distinct Psycho vibe. However, your penis is pleasingly shaped and the crown has a certain joie de vivre. How soon can we marry?"

"Can you imagine any other industry in which "well I'd go out of business if I paid my employees properly" would be an acceptable excuse? Shouldn't having employees who you pay be part of your business plan? Just saying."

Wow. Such fringe. Very curves.

I could easily have written this myself. When I got married, we were both ambivalent about kids, but I think my husband has gotten more interested as I have gotten less. But I do think he will be fine without them.

Best part of her win: In the post run interview, she turned to her boyfriend who was a top ranked competitor who had already been knocked out before her and said "I couldn't have done this without you." He replied "Yes you could have, but I'm proud to be here with you." I had always thought he was a little douchey but…

I love her! She's gorgeous, strong, and humble - what a mix! I gotta say though, as an ex-gymnast, I did notice during the first video that she's got the Kerri Strug-esque high pitched gymnast voice that makes me cringe.

I usually call myself a lion, but carp works for me. Or lionfish?

Um, did you just imply hippos are not graceful?

"Do you know how POWERFUL you have to be to recover like that?!"