awkwardturtle
AwkwardTurtle
awkwardturtle

And gays are the ones that pose a threat to the so-called sanctity of marriage?

I hate her music but I am LOVING her style.

LIES. I love almost every single pair of shoes on this page. Those black peep-toe Mary Janes? I think I need to fan myself.

Alright, after this I'm out.

This is sexist bullshit. You would never say that Kanye doesn't work. I may have little to no appreciation for the job Kim Kardashian does, but I can guarantee you she works far harder and for far more hours than you or I do. You celebrate women working in male-dominated fields because we as a society value

Call me crazy, but I don't think it helps anyone to start deciding who's work counts as real work and who's doesn't.

I don't read that at all. Again, where do we draw the line of who works "harder"? It's a silly argument that accomplishes nothing. A woman CEO is making enough bank to hire a nanny, a maid, a chef etc. as well. The perception is just that they work harder, but are they really working harder than a woman who works 3

I don't know. I'm a woman and consider myself a pretty ordinary person, but I think she has a decent point.

Sweet, it had been a few days since we had a post to dissect Kim Kardashian's worth as a woman. Excellent reporting, EGR.

a teenage Vine star

Talk about overtly homosexual uniforms from the guy who wears this to work on Easter but usually dresses in a slimming black dress? Methinks the good father protests too much.

This probably isn't helping ...

I wear women's panties and bras. They don't do dick [sic] to stop me from sliding on the grass in a soccer pitch.

With the gay agenda getting so cluttered, pretty soon yall ate going to need to outsource it. As a heterosexual white dude, I volunteer to help keep the homosexual agenda straight. *Ba dum tis*

Can I get a copy of the latest agenda, Kat? I can't even remember all the things we're queerifying. Are we still using the Teletubbies? Am I supposed to be forcibly gay-marrying a priest next weekend, or is it my week to corrupt America's Youth by being cool to my son's Little League team?

So she calls Obama gay, because Michelle is trans. I've seen people defending this as a joke, but it really is a terrible joke. It's based on the ideas that 1) being trans is inherently a negative, secret thing and 2) men who are attracted to trans women are gay. It's really a hat trick of anti-Obama, homophobia, and

Leaving aside all judgment on promiscuity and health concerns, I just feel like this is an awful lot of work for one measly little drink.

He went in to check and see if the child was dead yet. That's the only possible thing I can think of. That's pure evil in my book.

For you, perhaps. I had to open all my curtains and turn on all my lights.

I'm sorry, but your headline really oversold it. This is approximately the level terror this inspired: