That's just bizarre and really hurtful of them! I'd be offended too. I don't think just because a wedding is "your day" you get to be shitty to people who (up until that point) consider you their friend. Take the wedding part out of it: I can't imagine having a friend help me make a reservation for a birthday dinner,…
AwkwardTurtle
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As a former copy editor, I'd tell you about the pressure of writing timely, appropriate headlines, but I wouldn't want to Bohr you.
Heaven forbid anyone should figure out that your legs actually attach to your pelvis, and that there is a space between them!
"Don't be afraid of sweating, because that's what MAKES you sweat." Story of my life, Kate, story of my life.
I love Kate McKinnon...and I really really want her to reprise her Justin Bieber skit.
Yes. I've wanted eyelid surgery. Why? General displeasure with my eyes? Because I want to look white? Because it's the popular thing to do? Is it really my choice? Do I have a choice? Omg, please speculate.
because pants are for boys, heathen.
I thought I had a reasonable expectation of privacy under my clothes. Silly me.
Do you think Jesus is pissed that he couldn't get a placement higher up on the body?
"FUCK BITCHES. GET FISH AND BREAD.
Bravo.
So they subpenaed his penis?
I hope there's no leaks!
So sexism. Much misogyny. Wow.
I think we all know who wrote this note.
Hey Madeleine - You've got a typo in your lead paragraph about Lupita's nation of origin - she is decent, but I think you meant descent!
Sotnikova is driving a Mercedes that rightfully belongs to Yuna or Carolina. I'm still bitter.
This feels like cheating but ... get the book. The New Orleans Times-Picayune interviewed me this week and the reporter was floored (OH GROAN JOLIE YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT) that I devoted 14 pages to the subject of how to get floors cleaned. I had a lot to say!