awkwardturtle
AwkwardTurtle
awkwardturtle

It's not like she's going to "run out of internet."

Yes...for the kids.

If I had to take a guess, it would be around this time...

No no no I agree with you! The initial unveil was not impressive (and actually kind of bad), but it seems like she's either been back to her hairdresser or someone else since to adjust it and now it's ALL KINDS of fabulous. I also think it has a lot to do with the way it's styled. Case in point:

Why is Robin Thicke on this list?

I don't eat for pleasure, I eat for nutrients. - Scott Eastwood

Especially as Ned. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

Oh god. I would do such naughty things to Lee Pace.

Welp, I'm in.

Huh. It's weird to see Brad Pitt clean-shaven and short-haired after seven years [presumably spent mountaineering] in Tibet.

I LOVED that bit, and I was surprised by how few of his jokes landed with the audience. My BF and I were cracking up, and by the end I was literally in tears (granted, BF was making fun of me for eating bran flakes dry in between laughs, which contributed to the tears, but mostly we were laughing at that skit)

I volunteered at a planned parenthood, and I can tell you anecdotally that the emotion i saw most frequently was this immense sense of relief

And he adopted this cute little pit bull!

Ha ha ha haaaaa, the planes line.

There's also hipster Peeta but I don't have those.

PEOPLE, DO YOU EVEN JON HAMM?

Plus he fell in love with this girl when they were five and she wore her hair in 2 braids and sang real pretty and when she was starving he fed her even though he knew his momma would beat him and then he tried to die for her in this ridic reality show but they won together but she didn't love him back and it made him

Mitt Romney wishes he had binders of women like these dudes apparently have access to.

Yes... culture. You know what else has culture, right?