awkwardturtle
AwkwardTurtle
awkwardturtle


I'm feeling rabble-rousey today. I hope this stupid lady finds this send-up of her stupid blog post, and proceeds to post a million stupid, angry things in the greys.

I'm a biology nerd who collects plush microbes. Do those count? It's fun to throw the STDs at people and yell " I gave you syphilis!!", but I'm also 10 inside.
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/

'Not feminine — feminist.
What does that mean, you're a lesbian or something?'

My favorite Pat Robertson quote:

A racist blonde chick whose name is an anagram of Aryan? You don't say.

Yep, white people gotta be the center of everything. Just look at these comments. This is an article about MLK's ideas being shamefully misrepresented, but all anyone can talk about is Macklemore being called a cheesedick. They care more about Macklemore being called a name than MLK's ideas being slandered.

My pitbull is so vicious that she killed this bug, chewed it up, and then showed absolutely no remorse when I had to clean it up. She is a monster.

Here's our little guy. Found on the street in Brooklyn just before Xmas. He weighed only 35 lbs (he's 50 lbs now), had ringworm and open cuts/sores all over him. He's a sweet boy, very loyal and gentle, and he shares our house with two Italian greyhounds and a cat, plus assorted people.

Staffies are seriously the best! We got Halford as a rescue, and he is just a total cuddle bug. We take him to the dog park and he just sort of walks around like a little old man staring up at the trees. Here he is with his pork roll "cigar".

My vicious pit bull.

Lost all respect for Laura Prepon now that she's a looney.

1. What the hell? Bill Gates left Microsoft of his own accord, he was not even remotely pushed out. If anything, the example of the "arrogant" leader who was pushed out was Steve Jobs. And it wasn't until NeXT and him learning some humility that Jobs actually learned how to be an effective leader.

I know why the show is named "Breaking Bad." LOL. I just don't agree that Walt is meant to be this super sympathetic character. I think we have hints from the beginning that he has his own shittiness that will be revealed at the end. There's a "full circle" feeling to all of this. Bryan Cranston and Vince Gilligan

Lifelong skinny/petite woman here: You're right, it doesn't carry the same negative connotations as being told that one is too fat.

However, I am NOT secretly delighted to be told that I'm too thin. When comments like, "You need to eat a cheeseburger", "You're sooooo skinny", "You look like you're going to blow away

"Thin-shaming and fat-shaming are not separate, opposing issues—they are stratifications of the same issue: Patriarchal culture's need to demoralize, distract, and pit women against one another. To keep women shackled by shame and hunger. To keep us obsessing over our flaws rather than our power and potential. To get

I cannot believe you guys are covering this advertisement (sorry, I mean "story"). This young woman has a very public history of multiple past business ventures that had something shady going on, including a) a skincare line with products that did serious damage to some customers' skin after she LIED about the

Not gonna lie, the palette looks kinda boring and cheap:

They really missed an opportunity to write "I'll never tire of you" on it.