awkwardturtle
AwkwardTurtle
awkwardturtle

I find that brands or products that subtly advertise, or have great social/word-of-mouth are the ones that I am attracted to. This includes hearing C-levels from a company talk at conferences, or any other subtle ways that indirectly promote their brand. Case in point, I only use Method dish soap, hand soap, and

Agreed. Just -learning- about VW's lemon ad in school give me a good impression of the brand.

I've met some of my best friends and mentors via Twitter. Ah, using technology work FOR you, who would have thought?! ;)

I'm really glad Facebook was only just starting out during my formative relationship/dating years. I probably would have been pretty obnoxious.

It's true. I get the social media overshare feels because I work in the industry, and am therefore almost -always- in the medium. I can't escape it. Our relationship is pretty solid and I just have to remind myself that just because I like to overshare, doesn't mean he does too.

I find that seeing those Facebook relationship overshares made me start tallying the ways the SO wasn't doing the same thing for me and it just becomes this super awful spiral of stupidity. The internal dialogue inevitably becomes:
"what's wrong"
"nothing"
"no seriously, what's wrong"
"you didn't post about the awesome

I've now reached the point with the SO that we have winter hair growing contests. Inevitably, I lose but it's HILARIOUS (for me, probably not for him).

Desperation for "love" is a sad, sad thing.

Have no despair. I'm almost 27 and can rarely throw an outfit together without having to ask the SO "um.. do I look like I dressed in the dark?"

The Capsule wardrobe is a great concept to keep in mind while shopping (does this work with anything I own?) but I found that it brought me more stress than it was worth. I've

Agreed. That was the worst.

ONLY if they are vanilla or cherry flavoured.

Potluck weddings are awesome, and personally, I think it really drives home what a marriage should be like: happy and surrounded by friends and family (who may or may not be drunk!).

There's something more human for a politician to drop an f-bomb, than a Prime Minister that pets a fucking cat in every fucking photo.

Was just going to post this.

My partner is convinced that I treat toast like butter vessels... which, to his credit, is fair. I hate bread.. 8D

When I was younger (about two decades younger! Ha!), we adopted a dog from a family who had only brought her to the vet once, to get her spayed. When we took her to the vet for an initial check-up, she, too, exploded ... from her butt.

And here I am, thinking Rich People (tm) had more opportunity to eat more things.

I did the same with a smart stranger regarding abortion. She's fantastic.

*vomit*

Cannot unsee Justin Bieber.