"We're going to make sexist and racist comments about needing to go to our prepaid classes that should be teaching us not to be racist and sexist fuckwads!"

Dare I call this an upgrade to the song? Yes. Yes I will.

I've yet to find the optimal temperature to keep me away from insomnia. :(

Not unhealthy, per se, but went over the 'yay! Weight-loss in everything I do!' deep-end for a while. Too much exercise, not enough food diversity, and wayyyyy obsessed with getting more weight-loss out of everything.

Ugh, had a friend sleep with the window open all the time because "shivering when you sleep burns fat!"

I read this as if he tried really hard and failed so THERE ARE NO GAYS, I SWEAR. WHY WON'T THEY LOVE ME THE WAY I LOVE THEM?! I mean, no homo.

F'reals. At $25 a pop, I'd be more incline to use a Fleshlight on each of them.

Aw, these two were from the Vancouver Aquarium too! <3

I, too, despised playing 8 (so much so that I got 20 minutes in and threw up the controllers in annoyance). Then again, my favourite was 9.. soo..

Because I haven't seen a single photo of Donald Trump's son, I can only imagine that his son is him, chibi sized.

I immediately regretted pressing play.

Sounds a bit like a friend's crazy ex..

I had this exactly in my teens, and it developed into mild ED ("if I eat this in front of my friends, I'll stop being 'skinny' so I shouldn't eat today.").

Those shoulders. Those arms.

I, for one, am sick of the "ask for forgiveness, not permission" mentality.

I guess technically BMO leans on either end?

If we stop the song right before Jaden starts, it's pretty good.

(And let's completely ignore the fact that WILLOW IS 13. DAFAQ.)

You and me both. I hate all hair (head, body, everything) except for beards. Unfortunately, I also hate shaving so ... there we go.

I swear by HeatTech when I go skiing. The best.