awkwardturtle
AwkwardTurtle
awkwardturtle

I can imagine it AND IT IS HILARIOUS.

Every episode, I'm constantly amazed by the 6" heels they wear to school.

Didn't they mention something about how he was a boy genius (thus, the young doctor thing), or was I just imagining things?

In middle school, there was a hot teacher that looked similar to Ezra. He was the hot teacher, and all the girls in the school wanted to be in his class. Then we found out he was with one of the mean teachers and everyone hated him. #truestory

Exactly. The take-away is the word that. Not just ANY man because she desperately needs a man, but THAT man, who has supported her in her life and career.

Weddings aren't about marriage. They're about flashy things, Pinterest and making people jealous/cynical.

When I was younger, my boyfriend bought me a nice, wee little "diamond" (f'reals, not a diamond) ring. I swore I would never take it off.

I read this at "peach, turnip" and wondered if the next word was suppose to be another fruit. /random

Didn't she see Heidi Klum after her baby? IT'S TOTALLY POSSIBLE FOR EVERYONE. Also, applicable and necessary for all.

As your veggies become wilty, shove them into a freezer bag. When you have a day of doing nothing (or a crock pot!), make a huge batch of veggie stock. All veggie parts can be used, peel, roots, even the odds and ends.

Oh god.

At the very least, go to a salon once to see how they do it, and see if it helps. Just make sure they don't double dip in their wax!

I have nothing to contribute other than:

I second that. My ex did this ALL THE TIME and well.. there's a reason why he's an ex.

Straight into the "restricted" list!

That's because she's young. I've also heard the "for every month you've dated, it takes that number in days."

No, you don't sound like a jerk at all! It's what I try to do. When I say 'brush it off and let them know after,' it really is to simply let them know when they come by, that it was incorrect, I don't mind, and just wanted to let them know of the error. I've rarely waved down a server just to complain and I've

If it makes you feel better, my mom had my brother at 42 and me at 47. Neither of us have any developmental issues, fins, or horns. :)

Unless it's grossly incorrect, I've been known to brush it off and just let them know after. Why waste food?

Definitely. The service I received last night one-upped all service experiences.