Ball deflation is not equated to domestic abuse you fucktard.

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?

Greg Hardy, who was suspended after being accused of violently abusing his then-girlfriend.

hear, hear

Dr. Spaceman is an honorable professional, how dare you

But, throbbing, quivering member is like a staple on Literotica.

So I have so many things to say about how this reflects how we see gender and things are only “valid” when they’re seen by a male perspective, but I’m going to settle with a) it must suck to have your franchise be turned into 50 shades of Grey and have your idea for pumping out a no-work novel from the male…

Because we are not gonna get any younger...

i want frigid slut to be my new pet name.

How do you Canadians consistently gain access to our American website pages???

“How many peregrine falcons are left? WILL THERE BE ENOUGH FOR DINNER SERVICE.”

OH man, she said if I could only harness the powers of space and time, she’d be way into it! She wants me so bad.

Stop sending ambiguous signals like being nice. It’s cruel to lead men on. But also don’t be mean, because then you’re a bitch and deserve what you get. Note that “being mean” includes remaining emotionally neutral, you frigid slut.

HOW’S THAT COOL POPE TREATIN YA, GUYS

wat?

You realize you’re reading a blog, right? People go to the newyorker for one kind of writing and to jezebel for a whole different kind of writing. People come here precisely for this kind of tone.

I wrote it down. She said 39. I added the “like” for fun. Sorry you were not charmed.

Congratulations, you have successfully identified the rhetorical device known as parody. You win one free lorazepam.

“Grossu and Rose chose to wear pink because they are “reclaiming” the color.”

I bet Flacco goes nuts when he sees this. Dude might even burn through a whole sleeve of saltines tonight.