Hah! Look at this asshole. How can your stillerz be atop NFL mountain when the god damned fudge-packers have more than twice as many championships? Have another Yuengling and go fuck yerself, you stupid yinzer.

This is the thing so many people don't understand about domestic violence. It's not about the perpetrator. It's not about the victim. It's about the victim's brother/son/father/male-friend-or-relative-to-be-named-later.

Yeah, hard to feel comfortable with anyone who needs more than one sentence to explain his philosophy on domestic abuse.

One thing missing from your list, blame the victim.

Now....I'm a bad ass who will kick the ass of any man who lays a hand on a woman I know..but now...I can't be every where at once so...women.. it's up to you to protect yourself. Now look...I'll beat their ass..believe that..but unfortunately ..your ass might already be beaten and though they will get their ass beat…

Hey now, I know plenty of male orcs who would never hit a woman unless she was charging at them with a weapon in hand.

"Not if she knows what's good for her"- Stephen A.

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

Bad troll. No ice cream for you.

Sophie`s choice. It`s a Nazi thing...

Whoa, man.. heavy. It's like.. why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways, right?

... 5:40 AM ...

Screw your [sic], where I come from it's "on line." I'll fight you over it.

If only the article made some mention of that…

Not very fucking good if that's his reception. And he might be better off letting her initiate OR try another approach tactic. Sheesh.

Turn down for what?

I read this with two dogs curled up near my crotch and butt. Slowly pushing them away with my feet, now.

Based on the headline, I expected this to be an article about toys for sexually pleasuring dogs. I was horrified (and inexplicably clicked anyway).

Thanks for your perspective. The internet doesn't like complicated things like this but the truth is that it's complicated. Womp womp.

Could I have Leigh Cowart's number? Because if she likes this, I've got lots more for her.