Are people confused about where the child's face should go if you just hang the shirt on a plain hanger?

I see you've been brainwashed by TNT running Shawshank 1500 times every weekend.

If that is sex then I have fucked a lot more people than I thought.

Jay-Z & Beyonce fan fiction? Ask and you shall receive.

Jezebel Basic

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But the strippers are totally into me, right?

I was bouncing back and forth with a confused frown, going "all I see are booths and some stools—is this a metaphor?"

Mmmmm that's some nice victim blaming. To the point but still subtle, with an open-ended finish. 92 points.

I'm as open-minded as the next guy but I don't smile at people until the 4th date.

i guess my perspective is that athletes coming out matters today, so that athletescoming out won't matter in the future.

Excellent, well-researched piece. Although I agree with the criticisms of Athlete Ally, as a gay man who came out in 1973 I am pleasantly astonished that we have a problem of a straight man grandstanding and wanting attention in a quest to make life easier for gay athletes. I can remember when NO straight men would…

^^This. Pretty sure if I made my man some cake battered French toast for his birthday and filled that shit with strawberries and bananas I would be well compensated. And by compensated, I mean sexed.

You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.

I think we could all use a hedgehog in an egg cup.

People don't go to Chipotle because they want Mexican food. People go to Chipotle because they want Chipotle.

Give him credit for a novel excuse though. We've all seen lots of people try to backpedal on Twitter; this might be the first time I've ever seen it explained away by a science project. A science project spearheaded by a GAY MAN, no less! What do you think of that, haters?? He just KNEW you were going to provide…

No, reallyredhead. I appreciated your comments and the sincere effort you put into noticing what a delightful talent Usher is. Everyone else who did not comment with an "awesome!!" or similar comment tho is getting major side-eye from me.

I don't think I would have seen this article if it wasn't for facebook. Say what you want about the privacy and your friends, but there's never been a better 'news' aggregator on the web than facebook.

alienate your employer (while possibly making yourself less employable and sacrifice part of your salary in order to make a "strong statement" that will probably do nothing. Pretty brave of you to call them out from your sofa.