good to see you guys take sexual assault of a minor seriously here.

Holy shit! I was doing 10 sec reps and thought 30 sec was torture. In my defense I'm a lazy fatass, but imma blame it on genetics

We're actually pretty okay with that now, as long as he wasn't placing bets.

Good thing he didn't take drugs that may or may not improve athletic performance. You know, something serious.

Can you please explain what you don't like about it, bearing in mind that it other posts in this thread, I have explained the joke, explained that I believe that rape culture is a real problem that is endemic in both sports and life generally, described anyone who took the statements in the first 3/4 of my comment at…

IT IS A JOKE ABOUT THE TEXAS RANGERS BASEBALL CLUB

*looks at the 306 recommendations so far* No, I think most people get that it's a joke. I think the LOUDEST of them have reading comprehension issues.

Thank you for the constructive criticism, pantyliner69getit.

Shut the fuck up.

They were a bunch of his buddies, so at trial their evidence wouldn't carry a great deal of weight (fyi I am a lawyer. don't practice criminally but I think I have some idea of what I'm talking about). Sexual Assault is the catch-all term that includes rape. Some politicians (one in particular but the name escapes me…

Watching all of this happen in real time is GLORIOUS.

PROOF is reserved for logic and mathematics. Everything else just requires sufficient evidence.

It's extremely unlikely that someone would be so drunk as to have blacked out and yet would outwardly show no signs that would point a reasonable person to say "you know what, she's wasted, perhaps I shouldn't have sex with her." And furthermore, it's a pretty long stretch to believe that this woman was like "you…

You seem pretty sure that you know she was in any way conscious. And considering he lied to the police and said he hadn't been with her, it seems mighty likely that he figured she wasn't going to remember.

"Well, I was trying to hold it" - me, age 13

It should go without saying that if someone is too intoxicated to remember an event, they're also too intoxicated to consent.

white people dislike intelligent outspoken black men more than actual criminals? i'm fucking shocked.

Oh bravo sir, BRAVO. I was ready to pound out my indignant response and you stopped me in my tracks hard with that last sentence.

The idea that someone like Richard Sherman becomes a national villain for being rude to other players and guys who have ACTUALLY COMMITTED SERIOUS CRIMES WITH VICTIMS become redemption stories is so goddamn ridiculous.

yeah....just like OJ isn't a convicted murderer