Um, maybe I should seek counseling. Cause, with a guarantee that I wouldn't get eaten along with the soup, I would totally do this.

First off, while on the face, these appear to be inconsistent stories, but they aren't necessarily. If you take that she was drunk and/or drugged, she probably wouldn't remember the details in entirety on first telling. Second, there WAS alcohol in her system on a drug test. She tested with a BAC of 0.04, which was…

Not answering questions when you are accused of a serious crime that relies on he said/she said testimony to determine guilt isn't an indication of guilt or innocence. It's an indication that you have a lawyer who didn't get his law degree out of a cereal box. It's like saying people who don't give their social…

Kindly direct me to the vitriol. It's not as if I said something like, you know, "Ronald Darby is dumb as a fucking rock."

Three percent of rapists ever see the inside of a jail cell. The number of "unfounded" rape allegations in the US is somewhere between two and eight percent. That means at least 92% of all allegations are true, so no, people do not frequently lie about being sexually assaulted. If you're relying on the legal system to…

'Casher also said he'd walked into the room "to see if the female would agree to allow Casher to participate in the sex acts that were occurring." Denied, he filmed the two having sex on his cell phone.'

Fun new Kinja bug: When I try to click on the star, it just opens the reply box.

Can/should college players get paid isn't the biggest issue with college sports—the ability for schools to hid behind FERPA and hand out wrist slaps for sexual assault is.

All that time in the Mosby Boys and he's learnt how to commit the perfect crime!

JK Rowling wrote the epilogue to Deathly Hallows years before the rest of it. Says it all, really, doesn't it?

False. I present: M-A-S-H.

Did Barney come out as NPH?

especially when her friend in the picture is clearly wearing a sign that says, "Die, Tumor, Die"?

This is his punishment for handing over Han and Leia, HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID

Let me know when Billy Dee Williams starts talking about saving Latin dance moves for your husband and I'll jump all over it.

A- Always

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But if they give it away for free, how will the dairy industry survive?!?!?