awkwardl1ama
awkwardl1ama
awkwardl1ama

Yeah, but does he get a book deal and a ring out of it?

I was actually wondering what the criteria were for a pussy to be labeled as talented? Does a talented pussy macramé? Or is it like a pageant with a question and answer portion?

It's always upsetting to learn that dick pics hold little to no power over women.

Years. Years. Here is an excerpt from one of my most treasured exchanges:

I don't personally think that. But I think other people think that. At least in terms of consistency.

Or, a hot girl who is strikingly intelligent and talks about string theory with authority and enthusiasm.

15 damned years..and this guy isn't getting a fraction of the press those 3 girls got.

At least he, by crossing the street, was able to gain ten yards.

His first design was in middle school, after a brief fling with a girl from upstate that he met at camp. She TOTALLY existed and they TOTALLY made out.

"Your speaking skills" is what you meant.