Madeleine, have you checked out the "I Woke Up Like This" page on Facebook? She's doing something very similar and has gotten a LOT of shit from Facebook powers-that-be about it.

Yeah, actually. Because frankly, there's not a single thing she said in her comment that was wrong. Just because the outcome was different than what was reported doesn't in any way negate her statements there. People get lucky, which is pretty much what happened here—a reporter made gross assumptions on a "hunch"…

i came here to say that this is the most hilarious and accurate tag for a story ever. you just made christmas worthwhile for me, mark:

I hate myself for laughing at this.

Dear god, Anna.

Anna, isn't this the same school district that argued that they couldn't be held accountable for a teacher having sex with his student because the student willingly lied to her mother and met the teacher at a hotel room, thereby negating that she was forced?

I hate myself for spending the last 20 minutes reading that. HATE. MYSELF.

Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers—two golden-boy anti-Cutlers who never seem to scowl.

I clicked on it. I did. The internet in my office went down before it loaded. I decided to take that as a sign that the universe was saving me from myself.

(PS: Mark, could you pretty please help me out of the grays? I want to be in the sunlight with you and the others...)

karma's a bitch.

we take all of your women at will

"I can be that objectified sex thing for them!"

Never apologize in advance. Simply show yourself out when you're done. I do it all the time.

Sarcasm: you might not be doing it right.

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I probably sense no cynicism here. Probably.

It's about time.

"Look, ladies, I'm sorry if you totally fucked up what I said on the air. Maybe if you didn't do things like that, I wouldn't have to treat you like shit. #endprovocation"

I think it's hilarious how many people think she's a bitch for posting this and not having an open conversation with her husband...

You're right, though. He was totally an open, forthcoming adult about the whole thing.

Turns out people have a tendency to enjoy sex when it is pleasurable for them. If your partner (male…

God, me too.