Cracks me up some people want to paint a 40" waist as average. There’s a healthy middle ground between outright shaming people for being fat, and pretending being obese is healthy and desirable.

Because I can’t afford to build my own gaming PC which is going to be outdated in half a year, nor do I know how. I’m not gonna argue that it’s NOT a niche product but this is a PC Master Race argument you’re having. I’m just a gamer, man. I’m not a techie.

What are you, the snow’s father?

If you wanted to know the feeling gorillas get when you unflinchingly stare them directly in the eyes, NVIDIA’s got you covered.

You’ve never seen anyone have a seizure, have you?   Anyone that has knows the videos are full of shit.  I’ve had the misfortune of witnessing two, and neither person could talk their way through it or had any semblance of motor control, like walking or even sitting still.

Aw jeez.

Hey Candace!  Kiss my lesbian ass!

Elon musk going from Libertarian Free Speech loser to Dwight from The Office screaming “Identity Theft is no laughing matter, Jim!” in record time is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.  

D’oh d’oh d’oh!

give Perry props for handling this the right way—quickly and succinctly. I fucked up, I apologize, add self-effacing quip, and it’ll be forgotten by Saturday afternoon. The Perry-sance may now continue apace (until he gacks again and wishes Brendan Fraser had a bowel obstruction).

But if she KNEW about all of this before being hired, and still took the job anyway? Then she’s a scab, and rough treatment comes with the territory.

I mean sometimes I do wonder if something was intended nicely and then is taken for something else. I say this as having been reported to HR after noticing a co-employee had custom chopsticks that were red with her name in Kanji writing gold flake on them. I thought it was cool I’d never seen that before and I was…

There are plenty of celebs (and others in positions of influence) who aren’t pieces of shit, but you seldom know before a person is given money and a platform who that’s going to be.

Murray also stayed by Radner’s side until the end when she was dying, and they remained great friends up until her final moments. As noted elsewhere here, he also punched Chevy Chase and devastatingly called him a “medium talent” for being insanely terrible to the women on SNL. Maybe he’s a human being with flaws,…

True story: Charlie Day was a good friend and classmate in Newport, RI, from 2nd - 4th grades, and used to come over all the time and play with my Space LEGOs. This is back in the mid-80s.

spoken like a person who’s never had to work a food service job. 

The remake’s child character was no longer sexy for you guys, and now the tv show’s child character isn’t sexy for you guys. Gamers/libertarians truly are oppressed.

Dude...the character is 14 years old...

What a garbage person you are.