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Carte Blanche like Shane Black got for Iron Man 3 so he ended it with Tony destroying all his suits and giving up the Iron Man life? Then there he is in Age of Ultron flying around and there’s one quick line that’s basically, ‘Nah.’ That kind of Carte Blanche?

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Two men spoke stridently in their indoor voices while Kirsten Welker, the moderator, seemingly forgot about the existence of the mute button and how to use it.

I found this show wonderful as a not-stoned adult.

Cat poop is actually dangerous for pregnant women.

you limp dicked morons are having an election meltdown and you’re re-directing all your lib pain towards some actor. pathetic

Admiral William McRaven.  

Here’s the list of people who are participating in this fundraiser: Don Cheadle, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Paul Rudd, Mark Ruffalo, and Zoe Saldana. Who is missing from this list?

It’s easy for us to forget today, but WWII was still a fresh memory when the show aired. The majority of WWII veterans were in their late thirties or early forties when it premiered in 1965.

Correction: Steve is holding his meat in the victory screen

So he’s punching down by criticizing white women? As if white women in particular are some protected class that should be shielded from criticism.

I always have to laugh when some of my liberal brethren mistake Burr for an out of touch centrist, or worse, sympathetic to the right. I always tell them you really haven’t listened to his material then, as it’s obvious he is firmly a liberal that doesn’t suffer idiots, especially on the right. It’s his shtick to come

“Fine. We’ll agree to a barrier, but we’re putting our foot down, it can’t have any corners.” - Pence Campaign 

To be fair, Cain was still tweeting after he died, so he must be feeling pretty good.

It’s a 15 minute drive if you are a regular “Jo “ who lives there and has to wait for lights and traffic. If you are POTUS or a rock star your caravan and screaming sirens with a motorcade could have done it in 5 minutes.

Moranis went to a local hospital for an evaluation.

AMC should bring back Into the Badlands instead of continuing with this drek. 

That’s right, Randy had sex with a bat, but that’s not what created COVID-19. Oh no, what created COVID-19 had to do with Randy having sex with an animal that 2020 couldn’t even have predicted. I was more surprised at the random animal choice...

If you are undecided as of today you need your voting privileges revoked forever because you’re too dumb to be let outside, much less vote.