Gahh! I met him a few weekends ago at, oddly, a pinup and burlesque festival in Miami. He opened the late-night burlesque shows but hung around after to entertain all the performers backstage, sneaking up behind us and handing us issues and whatnot. Strange venue to meet him, but he was awesome.

Love this! And to my surprise, my irrational fear of clowns has now been cured.

This makes me physically sick.

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The predilection guys have for women way younger than them is sleazy, but the fact that he backed off immediately upon realizing she was 17 takes him out of creep territory for me. He didn't know she was underaged and you can't always accurately guess people's ages by looking. It's not like he started off by sending…

Yeah, it's not as bad, but the principle is basically the same. Franco is pretty sleazy for going after her in the first place, but again, this wasn't illegal activity. And in my opinion, he wasn't creepy or predatory in his interaction with her. The fact that she went public with it when he asked her not to is an…

Yes, the analogy works, actually. If you send a picture of yourself to your boyfriend or a friend, do you deserve to get that picture plastered all over the internet because "there's no privacy on the internet" and you were just "stupid" to send it in the first place?

Moving on, I don't think James Franco did anything…

Sure, it's not cool that his attempts to have sex with an underage girl were made public without his consent, but I don't see that as being the same as stolen videos of naked intimate partners being blasted all over the internet.

That is absolutely outrageous. All of the groomsmen should split the costs of the other two suits to subsidize those not covered by that deal. And you got the official invite three weeks before the wedding? Are you JOKING? That is ridiculous.

Naturally skinny person here. Some of us are naturally skinny. Therefore I would never write a book or blog or anything on "How to stay fit" or write something to the effect of "I am thin, why aren't you?". It's like a person born wealthy writing a book on "How to Succeed in life". This woman is an asshole and…

There is NO surpassing this. This is talent.

Posting this everywhere cause I think it makes sense:
Think of the judge as a referee. When two teams play hard, he doesn't jump in because that's not his job. When a team breaks the rules, he jumps in. If we hadn't jumped in, it would've been an indication that the other rapper was merely playing hard, which is…

to be perfectly honest, I would have preferred the women, who is up on stage, vying against this guy to have the chance to have her say before some guy has to come along and be Prince Charming. Then everyone hailing him as the winner and shit. like whatever. I know I am splitting hairs but I am so bored of everyone…

But that reinforces the idea that rape threats are within bounds. It's so important that we have male voices backing us up on the notion that it's not okay to exploit women's oppression to win a stupid fucking rap battle, or for any other reason. It is not okay for men to use the fact of female oppression for their…

While I think it's really awesome that Nihal was so enraged he jumped up onstage to defend the female MC would it not also have been awesome if she had her chance to take the prick down herself?

While I sort of get your sentiment, I appreciate any and all genuine public shows of alliance and outrage, especially from men who aren't misogynists.

I... I have feels. My feels are this:

well halfway into the clip he says his movie is number 1 on the dvd charts, and theres talk of a sequel. so happiness. this is what happiness looks like.

And speaking of the Queen and lighthearted stuff, I have just stumbled upon this video of the Queen "off-duty", which is actually kind of cute because one never gets to see what her personality is really like. I like the part with her dogs, and there's a bonus Mandela cameo at the end. Fun watching.

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good bye!