I won $5 in my fantasy kickball league thanks to drafting LPShea, so I’m happy.

You think that’s bad? I have a $50/year subscription to your Rec League’s Kickball Network. Boy, you guys are hosers.

It costs me $50 a year to play in my co-ed rec kick ball league. So as a fellow athlete I understand Kaepernick’s frustrations.

true story: when i was in high school i was a ball boy for the chiefs. a couple weeks into camp i felt like i was close with a couple of the guys so i casually asked johnnie morton “johnnie, where did you go to school at?” he replied in a completely serious tone “one where we don’t use prepositions at the end of our…

“I didn’t see the dog murdered. I heard about it. I don’t like it. But my people are passionate and some of these dogs, look they’re bad dogs, and my followers are passionate. They’re passionate about America. And a lot of it, most of it, is a beautiful thing.”

Whatever. I beat porn at least three times a day and I feel fine.