Missing a bosephus sticker on that 442.

Anyone apply for their dieselgate claim number and not get a reply? Website confirmed my car was valid but I havent gotten the follow up email since last week. Nothing in my spam folder either.

Oh no does this fucking douche have a podcast?

I wish they still made the goddamn honda element.

It’s bizarre to hear them call him an oligarch, which I know is literally a correct term but is a little closer to hearing someone saying Darth Vader owns a team.

Sweet, dumb hot take there bro brah

I occasionally sit across from one in my parking lot and it is an unspeakably horrid looking car from the front. Whatever year had the dick shaped headlights.

Everything you know about ninja is the fictional version of ninja not the ninja you’ve actually hired in your life to do things, so everything you know about ninja is right.

I feel like Phil Liggett disproportionately points out that Sagan has gone to take a piss.

Marissa Paternoster had this and she still fucking rips hard although she wears one of those weird Steve Albini waist straps now.

Ultimately it will come down to what a fix will do to the car but I’m not in the financial situation I was when I bought the car, so an influx of cash might not be a no brainer to go after a new car, affordability wise. I do like the car and I’ve never had any major issues with it. Until I sit down and really crunch…

Oh thank christ they’ll automate it.

I know. I dont think the tattoo industry gets enough credit for their commitment and discipline, the way good tattoo shops turn out great technicians aside from developed artists, and how the customer has a vital role in maintaining and enriching the industry. So the meaninglessness of regulation in that industry just…

That’s good to know although there’s no way to determine if a tattoo was done in a safe manner regardless of a state regulating the business, it’s somewhat meaningless.

I got a letter that said I had tested positive for a mosquito born illness that I could ignore as a false positive unless I had lived in an earth dwelling in an equatorial country, but please dont donate blood again. Up until that point I had been a regular donor for a few years.

On the last jalopnik article I read it as a package of $1-7k, I’m relieved to read it’s now phrased as a buyback plus settlement of $1-7K.

The Red Cross needs to update their standards, though. Gay men, people who are regularly tattood, people who have had false positives previously: I understand the need to prescreen but also I feel like a large number of willing doners are predisqualified based on precautions rooted in the 80s.

A little ‘on the nose.’

Oh, first time bike buyer you’re likely to see as a refrain to any question you have “ask your LBS, go to your Local Bike Shop.” The internet will have you believe your LBS is a bike utopia full of beneficent bike gnomes. I hope that’s your experience. My experience is 90% of bike shops I’ve gone into I wouldn’t go…

Please I hope to god you (a potential first time bike buyer) knows someone with bike experience who is also not trying to sell you a bike and can answer your questions honestly about what you likely need, what skills you should learn, tools you should have etc. Also, buy used.