I opened the story and am now responding, which I know defeats the purpose of what I’m about to say, but as a style guide can you guys start including a little more substance before the jump? I realize you need to incentivize the click through but to be honest when there is jack shit before the jump I have 100%…

Please be a dead milkmen cover.

I understand this will take you into the world of raiders, I get the attractiveness of the premise, I’m just saying “you only get to be a good guy in fallout 4" isn’t an accurate statement as I read it.

I wouldn’t say you can only be a ‘good guy’ in fallout. Your character choices are almost always ambivalent as are all the people you interact with. You can kill anyone you want, steal, strong arm, intimidate, double cross etc. I really prefer it to the light/dark choice model where I feel obliged to go for 100% of…

Your b-hole is probably all torn up, right? I started getting that I guess I’m at the age where I’ll get hemorhoids feeling, like it’s just inevitable. Going over to the bidet shaves years off your b-hole. No itching or burning ever. And I having gotten an accidental poop finger in 2 years.

As an avid bike rider I would prefer never to talk to 99% of people on bikes.

I blot with a few sheets of toilet paper. You figure it out because obviously if you have a really wet ass you just melt the paper, so you spray, let it drip for a few seconds, then give a blot or gentle wipe and go. Or if you’re about to get in the shower dont dry yourself at all. I honestly will probably use, no…

No one who uses a bidet will ever go back, everyone who uses a bidet is instantly converted. And the health of your butt improves vastly. Luxe bidets are cheap and easy to install. Just do it.

This report comes out every year, every year everyone rewrites this story as many times as humanly possible until the winter report comes out. repeat. I could’ve sworn I saw that same map on one of these sites yesterday.

I dont believe you.

I cant quite put my finger on why everyone in a mike tyson shirt bugs me.

Isn’t calling Baby Got Back a bar mitzvah staple basically the same passive racism? Kindof trivializing a black artist through a frame of privilege in the same way you argue the lyric creates a dichotomy between LA and Oakland.

This really bothered me yesterday for a myriad of reasons. I had a premonition that they would somewhat snarkily walk it back, too, considering how ironic their recent content has been. Basically I came away with two things; I have found few things in recent memory as artistically irredeemable and unworthy of energy…

Ongoing sexual exploitation of underage women?

Did you ask them?

You know you still might like it, I routinely like movies people say are bad and hate movies people love. You’d have to pistol whip me to make me sit through Avengers but I think Cloud Atlas is pretty great.

Wasn’t the mining required to produce the batteries also incredibly bad?

So it’s good they’re ripping off his collection? Is that the takeaway?

Bi Plane Stumpy!

Eh, my parents didn’t make 20 years. I dont find a lot of the context in the article to be fair when I read the quote, you know.