You recite their corresponding strings of ones and zeroes (or just a bunch of gibberish you pretend is that) while beating off to a photo of God Emperor Musk.  Or child porn, because you’re a cryptobro.

Help them buy crap they don’t need.

No, their role is to upsell first. 

No race car bed, no deal.

It’s both, together.

no not like that...

California is liberal as hell if you’re using the original definition of liberal (the only coherent one).

It’s unskilled work, anyone can do it!

(Say the business school graduates, the easiest field where you’re required to take almost-calculus.)

“Threatens our democracy”
The US never had democracy, it had pseudodemocracy.

This response is playing into John Deere’s hand.

“39k and they get 5 months off!? Fuckin lazy ingrates!”

The idea is to divide the working class by making people who get less than that, or around that amount but think their job is harder or more deserving, think that the striking workers are a bunch of ingrates.

Medical benefits - the price of which is inflated by the system of employment-bound insurance; every large employer that isn’t lobbying for UHC is guilty of creating this condition.

Hanzo is a mouse.  Chiba is the keyboard. 

This is a company that has engineers whose sole purpose is to design systems to be difficult or impossible to fix without John Deere’s proprietary tools. That’s their entire job, that’s what they are using their limited time here on Earth to do.

“What do you do?”  “I design shit to stay broken when it breaks.”

Morale…

Shifting management and engineering employees to production for a while ought to improve their management and engineering in the medium term.  It will expose them to the effects of their own errors.

Why has no one from the kid’s school publicly identified him yet?

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/my-dad-is-li-gang-%E6%88%91%E7%88%B8%E6%98%AF%E6%9D%8E%E5%88%9A

I am reminded of this classic

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a B body cop car that wasn’t a Caprice. 

But did it get better for them?