I’m sorry, but from the styling, that might as well be a Toyota Camry or a Kia Optima.

What really grossed out his team-mates was the grey pubic hair.

And to be fair, wouldn’t it be even more disturbing if he traveled with a “life-sized silicone mold of a woman’s torso” that WASN’T “complete with vagina and anus”?

Where’s the Kickstarter for Key and Peele to reenact the scene of Crennel having to tell Winslow to maybe stop jerking it in front of everyone so much? I’ll pay double if the roommate who reports him is Ozamatazz Buckshank or Donkey Teeth.

Well, he couldn’t take a WHOLE woman could he? It would never fit in carry-on.

This is...    way too much information.

“....sexual assaulting a woman, exposing himself to another woman, and touching himself in front of a third woman.”

Later on in his career, after being sent to Tampa Bay via trade, Winslow acquired a life-sized silicone mold of a woman’s torso—complete with vagina and anus—to bring with him on road trips, according to one former assistant coach.

I can understand packing a fleshlight to use discreetly on the road, but it takes a psychopathic level of commitment to one’s masturbation habits to travel with a lifesize replica of a headless, limbless woman to fuck right there in front of others.

“Vettel was in the wrong by not immediately ceasing racing when he momentarily went off track.”

I live in the northeast and I’ll make the basic northeast US real-world argument. Here’s a quick list of some of the cars we’ve owned over the last 10 years. A Mazda 3, Mazda CX-5, Honda Odyssey, Honda Pilot, Pontiac G8 GT, Volvo S60, Volvo XC60, Kia Sportage SX and now an AWD Stinger GT. All the non-awd cars rolled…

Articles like this make me hate this website. Crossover, minivan, what difference does it make? We don’t come down on the pointless excess of far more wasteful sports cars and luxury yachts. Is this really that awful? Plus why the strawman of “coolness”? Do you really think someone is buying a Chevy Traverse to look…

I got my own rant. It goes: Who gives a fuck?

Jason, you say you get it... that buying vehicles is not a rational thing, but you wouldn’t be asking this question if you truly get it. That people buy what they want, not what they need.

Yeah, that's exactly what a CRV buyer is doing. 

Have you seen the back end of a Highlander lately? That thing IS a minivan. Give it another generation of two and the transition will be complete. “SUV’s” will have slide-y rear doors and an extra 40cu ft of storage. I’m pretty convinced that automakers looked at ladder on frame SUVs back in ‘99, then minivans,…

My personal seventh ring of hell was having to stomach through literal orgasming of tweens and not tweens at Pattinson during the Twilight: New Moon presentation at Comic Con because I was in the media pit for the Tron sequel afterwards. There was soppy crying, screams for pics with them, and one woman who seemed…

Yeppp. Was just thinking about that time at C2E2 in Chicago when I watched a woman read an emotional letter to John Cusack asking him on a date because she thought they’d really hit it off. Genuinely one of the most uncomfortable moments of my life. 

Never been to a comic con Q and A I take it?

Imagine your worst ideas of Q and A and then multiply it by a thousand. Inane bullshit declarations of love, borderline and over the border superiority complexes of knowing more about some comic characters bathroom habits, shit requests for selfies in front of thousands,…

It can’t possibly be that hard to have some sort of app that allows audience members to submit questions to the moderator, and the moderator can choose from there. This is the obvious solution.