Beto got more votes than Hillary Clinton did in Texas, in an off-year election.  He did it by winning suburban counties, those which are essential to the Democrats chances in ‘20.  Losing to a Republican in Texas should definitely *not* be a disqualifying event for any Democratic candidate.  He won’t win Texas, but he…

I remember when the bar was set at graduating from Yale with a “C” average...  Those were heady days.

And was so devoid of controversy FOX News had to MAKE SHIT UP.

And act as a major spoiler ensuring a GOP win.

I do.  But I also remember that wasn’t good enough for Fox because they wanted a president you could drink beers with.  Now we have a President that is neither smart nor a person that even drinks beers.

New Rule: If you lost in 2016, please just step back and let someone else take their shot. Our candidates that year were old crotchety men and Hillary, and we’ve all had our fill of both of those things.

Oh god, can you imagine if Obama even made a typo before his morning coffee? It would be absolute proof that he’s a Muslim born in Kenya and also that all black people are less intelligent and also probably he’s an illuminati lizard person.

We need a mandatory retirement age from politics. Seriously.

Remember when Our President was smarter than most of us? And could read? And write? Remember what it was like to have an intelligent President?

Clearly a kitchen accident, cut himself while distracted texting “Ive a small pebis"

We’re not giving details out of respect for his family’s privacy. Thanks for understanding.

What happened?  I am asking as a concerned reader and not because I have Photoshop ideas.

At least one person gets it. The main issue is that he was able to survive the accident and if the Halo helped that, great. If the Halo didn’t help, great.

I really don’t care how the halo looks. Or which part of Alonso’s car came in contact with it. Or even if the headline is clickbait.

The easiest way would be fore McLaren to pay Obama to praise the move by Trump to institute a chicken tax on cars as a very smart and fiscally responsible thing to do that he 100% supports.  

It’s funny because when he started his presidency, Jalopnik would occasionally write some very valid posts about things Trump is doing that negatively impact the auto industry, and there were a LOT of very vocal Jalopnik commenters whining about how “the libs” are just trying to find things wrong with Trump and should…

Unfortunately that’s the only positive way to spin it.

The Republican Party: Now raising taxes!

His supporters will find a way to love this.

Here is a thing I wrote yesterday about this very article: