Nothing says “Sad!” more than realizing that we’re going from Michelle Obama to this fucking thing. I still can’t believe this is actually happening.

I’m pretty sure he would them to South Korea instead because details aren’t really important to him.

Clearly you have not worked with the military before. They fly pretty much wherever they want to in the US.

Oh fuck right off. Anytime Obama so much as farted the Conservatives were all over him. Now that they have the whitehouse they need to just deal. It’s been this way forever.

Who wants a body massage?

Hamilton should have been given a penalty. He had a huge advantage over Robert after that turn. Only reason nobody seemed to care was because the yellow flag eventually evened things out.