He's Scottish?

Do you reckon there's cases we don't see, where it looks like a werewolf but it's just a hairy bloke, or whatever.

but he GETS RESULTS!

I also reckon that a man that incompetent with power tools would have at least caused one or two accidental dismemberments

David Brent is a better answer

BEFORE THE THING: Prequel to John Carpenter's The Thing about the fun adventures MacCready, Childs etc get up to in the research base.

I read somewhere they're doing a British/French remake as well, presumably called The Tunnel. Or Le Tunnel. Or something.

FURTHER IDEAS:

Maybe that's the confusing. It's in Nova Scotia so why not Olde Scotia as well?

Nah he'd have lots of ludicrously specific information about everyone he'd met - like if their feet smelled or if they had a bad tie - that would reveal more about Morrissey than anyone else

I'm 50/50 on whether a Morrissey autobiography would be really interesting, providing real insight into the personality and life of one of pop's great mysterious stars, or just him ranting about how much he hates people who eat meat, foreigners and foreigners who eat meat.