I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.

This post caused me to google baby seals. When my boss asks me why I didn't do a goddamn thing for the rest of the afternoon, I'm telling her it's your fault.

Spiders.........eek!

The butter child is far more disturbing.

The most valuable lesson the military taught me was that I can live with surprisingly few creature comforts, and can use everyday objects for a wide variety of tasks. Climate controlled buildings, soft bedding, even electricity are all optional, and that leaves you wondering if you really do need yet another kitchen…

I use a variation of this: 17 minutes of work followed by 52 minutes of getting coffee, wandering around the office, and reading Lifehacker.

she looks constipated and high

Kristin Stewart smiling, rare pic !!!!

Kristen kills everything

Lol. You know I wasn't shitting directly on you or anything. If not, now you do! I really like the idea of the piece, but I think overuse of GIFs ruin almost any quality writing. They distract from the content and you're better than that. :) Just use properly sized still images and finish with one really good GIF.…

And Kristen Stewart killed it.

I am trying to do new things and would appreciate it if you supported me through this difficult transition period (send cookies). I am learning how to size gifs and so only the blinking should bother you soon.

I really wanted to read this, but as usual I'm just scrolling down to the bottom to bitch about all the fucking GIFs. Why every website has to have 50 different moving and blinking parts is beyond me. Maybe I have some sort of learning disability or something, but I can't read something when there are photos blinking…

Let me regale you with the tale of an ex of mine who I will heretofore refer to as Shitbag.

Shitbag and I dated for about 6 months, fairly casually. His work shuttled him back and forth between Ottawa and Montreal, so he was only in town about half the time, which kept us from getting too serious. Plus, not long after…

I teach in an inner city school. The parents/students expect the school to supply everything. Many children literally come to school with the little black plastic bags full of candy and soda from the corner store but not a single pencil or piece of paper. Every year we try to get students to buy their own but I…

Or, you know... "Reuse those pens and pencils from last year - both environmentally and wallet friendly!"

I'm going to design a "comment of the day" graphic and start giving it out for comments like this. Maybe a person's avatar with a little star on it like we used to have. ;)

Actually, I did expense (most of) it and I totally should've screen capped my interactions with the woman who approved because she got really excited about the game and was going to download it!

A Kotaku Jezebel cross-post focused around micro-transactions, casual games, and Kim Kardashian.

I love this game so much and I need help, somebody please rescue me