Jezspin forever

Bill Murray is the best, it’s almost a cliché story at this point but he actually crashed my friend’s wedding reception. You know who is NOT the best? Complete piece of shit Jim Spanfeller. 

[Anal] Blood for the Blood God

Strange that my favorite fruit candy, Hi-Chew, is nowhere on the list.

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

Speaking for everyone, where’s xanax?

I think it’s fair to acknowledge that we don’t know anything close to the full picture of what’s going on, and give Drew the benefit of the doubt, while still being a bit disappointed that he’s the only writer to publish a post since Barry got fired.

*chef's kiss*

What else are you going to do?  Work?  

Drew, is it true that neither Jim Spanfeller nor Paul Maidment ever had friends, a girlfriend, made any sports team, or has seen The Godfather? Is it also true that Jim smells like sweaty hobo taint and Paul smells like a urinal puck?

Clearly, he did not think Mitch was turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club

This just happened.

Just wishing all of you the best. This situation sucks, your management sucks even worse, and I hope all the staff makes it through to the other side at a place where you’re actually appreciated.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

Laser focused

You know, if you resurrect Foodspin, you could Stick to Sprouts.

I am extremely interested in this afternoon’s Funbag.

This dog writer also lives a life free of names mandates and masters. I met read him while he was roaming a dark and hectic parking lot near the concrete canyons of lower Midtown Manhattan near a popular tourist location Authentic New York Slice with another dog companion other writers. I watched him and the other dog…

“When Mexico sends its dogs, they’re not sending their best. Their best dogs are clearly still in Mexico.”

Also, in the event the G/O management succeeds in banishing politics from all the blogs, we’ve created a refugee camp here: