Let’s be honest, Brett — go ahead and get that tattoo. The fact you even considered it means your common sense has already been placed on the commissioner’s exempt list. 

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

Hot Take: I agree with you!

“Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the merch tables...”

Actually, I would disagree. To be unreasonably serious about a very silly question, facial recognition is a component of fame, but I’d argue it’s by no means requisite.

There are nearly as many followers of Islam as there are Christians. If you’re putting Jesus and The Pope on this list, obviously Muhammad — praise and blessings be upon his name — ought to be as well, no?

Cleveland fans have been so deluded by a single Cavs title — the result of a once-in-a-generation level hometown talent committing an act of charity that would have made Jesus blush — that the Browns trying to replicate that model. But the moral they took from the story wasn’t finding a “once-in-a-generation level…

That’s shade.

You’re saying a wide receiver for the Oakland Raiders who is missing the literal soles on both of his feet should just give up his lucky helmet?!?

NFL: You have to wear a new helmet to avoid hard knocks.

19,000 fans who could have gone on to celebrate life by watching young, unpaid men destroy their brains for entertainment.

Woah, they made a movie about The Freeze?

The goddamn FedEx Field poet laureate.

1875's version of “Song 2.”

Would have expected better defense from a Colt .36.

It is very bad to steal Jobu’s fun. 

It was the original! 

Fun Fact: Field of Dreams was one of 5 MLB-approved DVDs playing in the VIP area during All-Star Game events in Cleveland this year. The full list:

“Murder’s illegal but people still do murder.”

I fail to see how idots are the problem. The letter would just look like a tiny “l” without the dot. Very confusing.