Also, to be fair, the Trumps have waited a long time to get to dress up and pretend to be real royal principles.

The Wizards front office is reporting that interested parties have been contacting the team this evening, repeatedly, but all of them have been Rick Pitino.

God, Drake is so corny. He went with the 30-year-old movie reference when a solid Kevin Can Wait joke was sitting right there.

Exactly, it’s a Canadian city, so you pronounce it with an... eh. 

I would just like to say that the all-gold color scheme ESPN is using on the chyrons is pretty sweet. Makes me feel like I’m watching some real premium shit. Good work, design team. 

Yah, I look forward to the Supreme Court clarifying the difference between your head and a hole in the ground in it’s landmark ruling: Complete Shitbrain v. Milkshake.

Also not encouraging: Leonard sure didn’t look like he had much in the tank down the stretch. The game was well within reach and he came up with, what, 3 free throws? Not ideal!

Oh, go kick rocks.

Yes, because it’s funny, you see, because the whole point of the second amendment here in America is that if you are threatened... by a milkshake... that shooting a person... over a milkshake... would be a completely reasonable and legally valid response.

Toronto had the game within 6 and the Warriors drawing blanks for 3:00 late in the fourth. Damn it, Raptors. 

So, you don’t use Twitter, but you do use Kinja. Weird choice, Steve!

These are good ieas and the DNC should revise its selection process accordingly.

Hold a baby and simply refuse be driven away by any amount of awkwardness.

“Add the half-and-half and cayenne...”

Thank you! The presence of chocolate on the tip of that knife and the hack job done to that stack paint a deeply grim picture of this man’s fork-and-knife skills.

I think it boils down to a question of consent and professionalism. Most things are reasonable if a) everyone agrees and b) no one is out of their depth. We ask leagues and, in this case, promoters to keep shit on the level, but these are unreliable, often unethical, and possibly as a rule untrustworthy entities. And t…

For what it’s worth, after posting a humorous comment on The Takeout a few months ago, Kevin Pang sent me a handwritten note thanking me for my time. 

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MOAR TREYS FOR DADDY. Let’s talk about installing a four-point line instead of fucking with something that’s already an inherent good.

Counterpoint: Catching a fish and tossing it back into the pond is probably more damaging than what this little shit is up to.