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*subtly gestures towards the Wayans*

You might be right. There are a lot of people out there who might have good reason to see this election as fucking over their hopes for any kind of livable future.

Oh for fuck's sake.

*sad trombone*

Don't forget the daughter!

You must have no code to make black humor out of such a terrible incident!

Yeah, don't have much confidence in making this resolution work. Especially since most of the people I work with voted for Trump.

I would love a meat grinder!! I love the idea of making my own hamburger blends (and the meat will be a lot cleaner than your usual ground meat) and interesting sausage recipes!

It's a gradual process, and there aren't really any quick solutions. You just have to work the steps. Remove all reminders of them from your life. Unfollow them on social media and don't cyberstalk. Avoid alcohol, because it will just make you maudlin and dwell on them more, and possibly result in drunken attempts at

What with Star Wars movies being an annual thing going forward, I can't see analyzing the crap out of and debating the merits of individual movies anymore. At this point it is just about scratching the Star Wars itch once a year.

I'm resolving to stop feeling hatred in my heart for stupid people in 2017. If I really work at it, I think I can last until January 2nd or even 3rd!

I usually hate cooking during the holidays, and I'm definitely not feeling it this year. The only dish I've been able to work up any appetite for has been Korean style beef lettuce wraps, made in extremely incorrect and lazy fashion, but it's working for my (low) energy level: butter lettuce, a nice tender cut of

I'm the guy still playing Pokemon Go and No Man's Sky!

You like pulled pork? Because that's how you get pulled pork!

Whovian's farts are so dense. Every single poot has so many smells going on in it.

With a clever title like that? How could it not be a laugh riot?

"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic."

They'll have to scroll faster than TV show end credits!