"And now you can dream in gold!"
Leo: "Oh, Jesus"

Mountain Time is OK also!

Liev Schreiber was in the Revenant?

Secret pantsuit!

Andrew McCarthy sure got weird looking

I may have glimpsed it during my seizure!

Disappointed that the live blog isn't being powered by spot.IM

INORITE

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OSCAR NITE YEEEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!

You don't have to crow about her!

The gentleman's "Feh"

You know you've hit bottom as a filmmaker when you're being unfavorably compared to Paul W.S. Anderson.

For me, not a specific moment so much as nostalgia for the days before they started trying in earnest to tighten up the show. I kinda liked when winners would ramble on without being cut off by the orchestra. The self-indulgent showbiz excess of it was really exciting to me as a kid — it had the slightly naughty…

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The Spottening

Now I'm relieved that I've never been in a drug-fueled orgy!

The Terminator: Spot.IM begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 4:17 p.m. Eastern time, February 25th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

Gordon Ramsay's publicist: "Wow, that Jimmy Kimmel appearance is really going vir…oh."

It was a dog's dinner!