I don't have it in me to be mean to someone who seems to be legit trying to make it work as a creative person. At the same time, I have to be honest. I can't speak to this person's motivations in posting this, but I figured the least I could do was give a straight response! (But yes, they are kind of nuts and I doubt…

He has lens flair! Ha ha ha ha *cough cough* oh god

Albuquerque represent!

*sad high five*

How the hell did your team captain become team captain with such debilitating stage fright??

Infographic courtesy of Dr. J. Evans Pritchard, Ph.D

Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides "Mexican" that you prefer? Something less offensive?

I would probably need more extensive preparation. Do these shows offer complimentary cocaine?

It's hard out there for a spaz!

In high school, I was recruited for the Trivia Club (which would compete against other schools in the area) because I was one of the "smart kids" who knew stuff. In my first match, my brain completely locked up and I was unable to buzz in to answer any questions, even though (in hindsight) I knew the answers to almost…

Despite my better judgment, I checked out your website. Not sure if it's a trolling gimmick or not, but not only is there virtually zero similarity between anything on your site/book and the plot description of Baskets (other than the basic premise of a struggling artist), your material seems to be mostly of the…

"She's a sexy girl (sexy girl sexy girl) she's a very sexy girl"

Such a lovely place.

Your heart keeps saying that it's just not fair, but still you've gotta make up your mind…

I guess this is his cooldown stretch.

He will escape death…Against All Odds

I can't say I was a fan, but let's face it, they cranked out some goddamn catchy songs.

Elton John - 68

Lionel Richie is 66 fyi

The fact that he's within Death's preferred age range at 68 makes me think Elton John.