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At night, the ice weasels come.

Damn it, beaten to the joke!

Don't Trust the B-d in Apartment 23

New phone, Hudis?

That is some Blunt Talk

CDC confirms Dan Haggerty has spread Celebrideath to the United States

Say "Fuck" to Chuck and "Sorry" to Lorre

Schrodingery?

If you can defeat the chinchillas devouring her limbs.

Incest! Aw shit.

"Neil Patrick Harris…Unfortunate Events" I swear I can't read a celebrity name in a headline this week without assuming something dire has happened to them.

RAISE THE ROOF*

What a coincidence! I was also 21 when I had your sister!

I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.

TED CRUZ 2016

Wait

I'm concerned that this will just be a gateway to even worse Chuck Lorre sitcoms.

Danks but no danks!

They're all a bunch of Magister Toms.

Illegalize Chuck Lorre