Ah, the 80s. Best remembered from a considerable distance.

I think that's too harsh on poor Duckie. Ultimately he supports Blane and urges Andie to go after him! Not every guy suffering unrequited love is a MRA dick.

I'm embarrassed to recall it now, but back in the day I thought Duckie was totally cool!

Yeah, I was on Team Duckie back in the day. I didn't feel like he was entitled to Andie's affections, though! Blane just seemed super bland and boring, and for me the film was unconvincing in selling their romantic connection. I actually would have preferred her to get with Steff — at least James Spader had something…

He was the original "adorkable"

What bothers me about Bowie and Rickman is that they were wealthy people who could afford the best and latest medical treatment. I just makes me feel like I have no chance if/when I get the cancer.

"Show me on this crucifix where Alien Jesus touched you."

You need help recycling your old jokes?

NOOOOOO

If only someone could help determine that…

Given the subject matter, I'm surprised Dwight Schrute isn't playing the role!

Truthy?

You meant to say "Christ, Metzen smiles convincingly!"

I think for the next few days I'm going to avoid looking at news first thing in the morning, just in case.

Now I don't feel so bad about paying for Leprechaun.

I was a content delivery architect as a kid. Although my boss insisted on calling me a paperboy.

You wouldn't drive a car in a foreign country…

He was one week from retirement!

This reminds me of the time I saw Happy Feet and was in a good mood.

Dang, is there some kind of John Connor curse?