She’s just really upfront about her baggage.
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The most romantic way to propose is to skip the ring altogether and just bring your intended the severed heads of his or her enemies.
No one, but no one, has to get married. Tell aunt Edna to go fuck herself.
Yeah, man. We also never landed on the moon. It was all a TV set. Did you see the documentary in YouTube?
Hate to break it to you, Bible thumpers: Parents who raise their kids without religion are doing just fine, studies…
It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.
"That boy, he had some big nuts," Michael Sr. said. "He was big when he was born. That boy had some big-ass balls."
Oh, one more thing. The best journalism school is the University of Missouri. Same state as the best team in baseball.
The fact that people can't tell if you're joking or not is fucking delightful.