Super weird that the team with the 4th best record in the regular season is in the final four.

Officials became suspicious when he punctuated a drive in the lane by yelling, “You Millennials are entitled.... to getting dunked on!”

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Fuck you, Deadspin. Greg Oden deserves a 4th (5th?) shot.

Can never beat this one, sorry.

His dad thought wrestling was fake and that he was a “little faggot” for watching it. Please try to understand

WHOA MAN YOU GOT ME THERE

Thanks, pal.

I’m pretty excited about this move for the Pats, although rumors now abound that Amendola’s on his way out to free up more cap space.