So shopping trips, going out with friends, and spending time outside the home hasn’t changed?

“Man attempts to live on electric vehicles during a national pandemic!”

Don’t forget my favorite, “loose stools and the inability to control them”. I was walking past the TV one day, when that was read aloud after some bullshit commercial. I spun around, with that famous Katt William’s “What the fuck did I just hear?” look, on my face.

I remember when Jalopnik used to enjoy and encourage car culture 

Hudson was not a GM brand, Torch. It was independent (and ran sub-brands Essex and Terraplane) until it merged with Nash in ‘54.

The unbearable burden of being. That’s what you're talking about. 

That’s an insult to pigs. Some pigs are cute.

You’re really sticking your chin out with that submission. Cool for 1957, but cool in a Bob Hope manner by today’s standards. 

It just needs the “knee cap harvester” that beautiful Aurora has. And the easy-wash covered headlights for quick pedestrian blood removal.... Now that’s thoughtful engineering.

Or the modern equivalent?

Respectfully disagree. That floating roof has been played out by too many brands for too many years now. From the side the vehicle looks super generic. I can’t tell if this a Nissan, Lexus, GM or BMW.

That’s not quite true. Bill kept control over his property and made sure nobody ever merchandised it. The peeing-calvin stickers were bootleg. Bill quit the comic when he ran out of ideas. He’s never authorized any toys or movies, etc. And the reason we’ve never seen any is because nobody else has control over his…

so many amazing people (over 50)

oh sweet jesus! panic grab the brakes on that puppy and your ass is going suborbital.

where can I buy this?

I shudder to think what the retail would be on an H-D penny-farthing…

I’ve never wanted a new car in my life, and I want this.  It checks all of my boxes: small, beautiful, electric, not $200,000.

D’onque

If we lost Torch and Tracy we riot.

If you’d ever been on Widetrack Drive in Pontiac (the city), you’d realize that 2 lanes wide is narrow.