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Herb garden.

This is beautiful and should have been the production model.

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Fat-bottomed BMWs make the driving world go round.

No, I’m just tastefully impaired.

But egg cartons are tough and durable and do a great job of protecting fragile things like eggs and my ego, all qualities I want in an SUV.

So you’re saying it’s not pig on a lipstick or lipstick on a pig it’s just pig on pig.

To be fair, you can say the same about every Lexus, GM, and Nissan. They are the same body with different faces.

This concept embodies everything I want in a car. It reminds me of myself.

They didn’t even leave it up until the end of November like they said they would! They gave us false hope by keeping it up past midnight and then pulled the plug. I fully expected to not be able to post anymore, but I thought we would at least be able to see old posts for a while. Those dirt scoundrels.

To be fair, the rest of the SUV’s design is quite nice. It’s just that grille... It’s like lipstick on a pig, except the other way around...

If this series is is actually sustainable, it could qualify as an Olympic event for the same reason E-bike racing is (or was supposed to be) in the Olympics.

I usually listen to one of three things when I’m in my car:

How do you know a baby Yoda would even need diapers? How can you be sure that aliens poop? It’s not like we’ve ever seen Yoda poop, why should a baby Yoda be any different? Or maybe they only have bowel movements every few months/years. He is a 50 year-old baby, after all, maybe he just pooped last year and won’t have

1) PT CRUISER, BABY. Probably one of the first cars I learned to identify. It looked like nothing else on the road, and 5 year-old me loved it.

My 1966 Ford Thunderbird is 54 years old, unrestored, and still ticking (I did rebuild the engine recently, but it’s still the original engine). Cars of that era would break, but they were never broken. Everything can be fixed. If it wasn’t for rust, I imagine a lot more cars like this would still be on the road and

Hey Mercedes, since you’re on the FP now, do you by any chance happen to know anything about the messages being sent about Kinja personal blogs like Oppositelock being deleted? We’re kinda freaking out a little.

That’s a good idea... And it only costs $4,000!!!??? I mean, that’s not cheap, but it’s a heckuva lot less expensive than I thought it would be. Never before have I so badly wanted a 60s/70s van... I feel the need to drive something with a mural on it.

I’m mad that before Studebaker died, they were planning all sorts of insane swan song cars that would allow the company to at least go out with a bang, but right when they entered production, the old CEO retired and the new CEO decided to cancel everything except wagon production in Canada until all the company’s

No, that’s how I had to walk to school as a child. AND I LIKED IT.

If you were to build something like that, but like this: