Heh... The fact that that’s an actual thing is never not going to be funny.

I mean... yachts are yachts. Most regular folks won’t be able to tell the difference between a Chinese yacht and a non-Chinese yacht. They’ll just think “Wow, you’ve got a yacht!” and assume it was expensive, which I assume is the whole purpose of buying yachts in the first place ;)

I’d listen to a band called “The Yugo Drivers”.

Bing Bong’s rocket wagon. It’s powered by song power, which is available pretty much whenever you travel to, and it probably won’t look too out of place whenever you travel to.

Yeah... I like both, but I do think the Alfa is more interesting simply because the VW is soooooooo much more common. Also, the Alfa Romeo Romeo had some pretty interesting engine options. You could get it with either a de-tuned version of the same engine found in the Giulia, or a supercharged, diesel inline twin.

It’s the car so nice, they named it twice!

I love these things. I’ve always wanted to take one to a car show in America. I can already imagine people saying “I like your Volks.... what...?”

And that would be a bad thing because...?

I saw the ad. The carpet is the Milenium Falcon, and the walls of the interior have sort of star wars-y paneling. 

The only thing that would make this better would be if the scorpion on the hood was centered, a bit more pinstripe-y, and much larger, like this:

Hmm... I mean, I think it’s great that Toyota is providing jobs for people with disabilities, but maybe they shouldn’t put blind people in charge of styling.

I don’t care that the price is a little high for what it is. I don’t care that it needs a little work. This is the greatest custom van I have ever seen. It is the stuff dreams are made of. I want it. I need it. I voted NP for it, because I don’t know about anyone else, but I don’t even care about the price anymore…

I have often thought it would be fun to buy a car, remove the body, and then mount the body so that it is facing backwards so I can confuse people as I drive down the street in a car that’s facing backwards. I figure one of these corvettes would be a good candidate, since the big rear window would have adequate rear…

That is so incredibly ugly that it’s beautiful.

How much suspension flex does it have? What are the breakover angles? Is it good enough off road without solid axles or is the independent suspension disappointing? And, lastly, how many microwaveable burritos can you fit in the glove compartment? I’m counting on you to to answer these very important questions.

The DKW wins. It is the most interesting one. And unlike most of the rest of them, you could actually import it. I like the Trabant too, but the DKW is more unique and, at least in my opinion, better looking. No Idea how I’d obtain a replacement windshield for it, though.

Thanks for the advice, although the hubcaps don’t extend past the edges of the rim, so I don’t think that’s the issue.

Yeah... Can we just agree to not have religious articles here? I’m a Christian too, and I hate seeing all of the hate in these comments. I hate it when people generalize and assume we’re all judgmental jerks, especially. The Bible says multiple times that it is wrong to be a judgmental jerk. It literally says that the…

I personally really like the hubcaps that came on 1966 Ford Thunderbirds. If they didn’t fall off all the time, I’d keep them on my ‘66 T-bird all the time.

I feel like we live in a society that glorifies technology to a point where we think that if something is more technologically advanced, it must be automatically better, when in reality, that’s not always true. It reminds me of a conversation I had with a history teacher once about trains. He thought that it was…