Messy condiments are the best condiments. You’re not enjoying your condiments properly unless your hands, face, table, and fellow diners are covered in your condiments.

I love these shirts :)

Idaho. I’ve heard of ice cream potatoes, but I thought those were only sold at county fairs. I think I had one once...

The state that everyone confuses with Iowa. You know, the one with the potatoes.

Well, I guess it really depends on how you make the mac ‘n cheese. The mac ‘n cheese dog that I made was at a potluck sort of thing, and somebody brought some macaroni salad with cheese and pickles and stuff, and since I like to experiment a bit, I decided to put some on my hot dog. The only other condiment I used was…

WELCOME TO THE CLUB! My brain is exactly the same way. Want to know the serial number of Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s father’s beloved garden gnome? Well I’ll tell you anyway, it’s DAEHM23. Every now and then I remember that I remember this useless fact and it makes me disappointed in myself.

1) I LIKE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA, BITE ME.

Did you SEE how smug the dog looked? This wasn’t an accident at all. The dog was probably thinking “That’ll teach you to leave me alone in a parked car!”

The XK140 Zagato looks like it could become a meme. I have never seen a more terrified/horrified-looking car. Seriously, it looks like it just saw a ghost!

Sigh... I might as well just come out and say it, it was MCDonalds. Man, everyone else’s answers are cooler than mine...

I have often wondered how wonderful it would be if Torch was given a big enough budget to do a show like that. Some producer ought to contact him someday...

Some people seem to actually really like the Mustang II. The point of it was to return to the Mustang’s roots as a cheap, good(ish)-looking, fast(also ish) coupe, which it did. Some of them weren’t the worst-looking things in the world, either.

Actually, I’m glad this exists. Ever since I discovered that Vantablack exists, I’ve wondered what a car would look like painted in it. Modern car design tends to be pretty boring anyway, so at least this paint is something a bit different. Though I agree, this most definitely should not become a trend, and the whole…

That is extremely cool. I bought my first car (a ‘66 Thunderbird) about a year ago, so of course I still have it, but I fully intend to keep it for many decades to come.

I love all of those options and would happily drive any one of them. My suggestions would be a Corvair Greenbrier, because they combine everything wonderful and charming about Corvairs with the practicality of vans. You could even get a camper van version!

I feel like most radical protesters of this sort in general don’t really think through what they’re doing. They get so excited about stickin’ it to the man that they don’t stop to think about what their actions are actually going to accomplish.

“maybe, just maybe, Hammond isn’t the best person to put on a survival show and say, “OK, do your best out there.”

Inventing a new record for yourself looks like fun to me. I declare that I have the world’s orangest Ford Thunderbird with a white roof. Anyone wanna challenge my record!?

Sigh... You made me laugh, so I thought you should have at least one star.

Man, those things look menacing.